Taubama Gurr Laden
Only a few weeks after Osama Bin Ladens shocking reincarnation as a pigeon, it seems that afghan and polish pigeon terrorism squads have joined forces in order to fight the dog police’s rising forces all over Kreuzberg.
It is expected that Pigeon Terrorism will be rising at a devastating rate over the next couple of hours.
We strongly recommend to be nice to any pigeon you come across, as any one of them could be running amok at any time you displease them. In case of face-to-face, pigeon experts recommend to put on a nice smile while pretending to pick corn of the street.
May Alladin be with us.