Police Arrests Conspicuous Tarsier
In a drug-related crime, police have managed to take down an alleged wire-puller of the mexican drug mafia. It is still being investigated, which kind of charges Michael Mafia-Mac(k)-Maki, as he calls himself, will have to face. Two theories prevail at the moment:
1. Heavy drug usage and, logically, neglect of pupil control
2. Procurartion and, subsequently, wearing of scene-typical chains
Michael Mafia Mac(k) Maki is surprised to see police personnel at the bust in Poopsidoops county