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And will you succeed?
Yes! You will indeed!
(98 and π percent guaranteed)

looking at the top right corner of it’s image, full of epic anticipation

and it’s not even gonna taste nice

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Someone call Chuck Norris

Hey look at that white guy with an afro!

That’s not an afro, that’s a euro.

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If you gotta ask, you’ll never know

We strongly recommend not going steady with Hitler.