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Oh Topless Skateboard Nun. You’re like a car made of boobs on pizza. It will last forever. Where there’s bread there’s purpose; Guide us to the Gluten. Shower us in dough.
Oh Topless Skateboard Nun- Cover us in butter and put salami on us. May the quantum pigeons shine   in you.

Suddenly everything seems possible

He’s not actually a General

It’s a duck