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He must be wasted ..

As it seems, it seems as it seemingly does. What exactly?

Exactly.

After painfully scrutinizing observation routines by the Stullig Department of Love and Machinery concerning the particularly particular ringshells of Stull®-Bread found around the necks of a rapidly increasing number of middle-aged pigeons througout the worlds urban areas, we conclude that a new chapter in the ultimate war against post-modern pigeons has begun.
 

After putting up with numerous taubenshooting offensives by urban guerrila taubenshooting squads, the pigeons appeared to have reached a state of clean and dry heads, as the taubenshooters decreased in numbers over the past months.
The recent developments however, suggest, that the taubenshooter guerrillas only withdrew in order to develop a new mighty weapon that would ensure their victory.
And as it seems, they’ve succeded.

 


 

Look carefully how the pigeon is irrated by the presence of the Stull®-Bread around her, but unable to realize and free herself of the murderous ring. Stullig scientists assume that the ring triggers a T.I.L.T.-routine (Tellurian Ithyphallic Lushburg Tyrotoxism) in the pigeons which possibly leads to the grewsome death of fatal bread-ring-polydipsia.

Suddenly it seems so logical!

Thilo Sarrawolf Herman seeing poor people eat food.

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Hot chick chilling at Heinrichplatz, Radio style.

Yo, ich bin am dänzen beim Mondhügel, hier ist ergötzliche Techno Musik. Komm vorbei, Alter!

Was, lan?

Na, kids! Ist doch gar nicht so schwer!!!
Wir sehen uns nächste Woche, wenn es wieder heißt stulliger Kinderfreitag, jippie!

Not kewl dude. Not kewl.

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In a drug-related crime, police have managed to take down an alleged wire-puller of the mexican drug mafia. It is still being investigated, which kind of charges Michael Mafia-Mac(k)-Maki, as he calls himself, will have to face. Two theories prevail at the moment:

1. Heavy drug usage and, logically, neglect of pupil control
2. Procurartion and, subsequently, wearing of scene-typical chains