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if you’re reading this, just stop. it’s futile.

bread vs insanity

Even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk.

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Tune your dog and he will be able to give high fives!

Note to bread:
Never lose confidencetüre.
things sometimes may appear as they seem,
if so,
stop whatever you’re doin‘,
remember what the word is
and walk in style

All dogs are created equal. Stop the doggy bag terrorism and abolish canine sado-masochism NAO!

All men are equal before fish.

go back and repeat sequence!

Und noch zwei; und noch zwei; und noch zweiheiheiheieiei!!!11

He told it to our cute italian intern. We know how to get da exclusive content. Don’t worry dude.

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Joy oh joy oh joy!

.. is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals.. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants!

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