How to: Open a door (kreuzberg style)
the power of döners
Roofie Colada
Man, I went over to the sorority house last night and went on a roofie rampage! I gave two of them a dirty elvis, barf-barked the shits out aunt Mariane and after Ear-gasm, that Chad kid took an enormous Schmidt on Rulanda’s kitchen mistress!
Caturday Night Life
Person: I knocked that bitch out with my balls!
Logic Whore: Bullshit! As if you’re balls are large or hard enough to do that.
Stullig winter camp
Nah, just kidding. We fuck like crazy here in the stullig mansion. Come over and see for yourself.
Seagal Management
Seagal Manager is a term used to describe a management style of interacting with employees only when a problem arises, shooting hastily at things they have little understanding of, then leaving others to deal with the mess they leave behind.
Seagal manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, shoots at everyone, then flies out.
