O.W.L.Z. – Owlz With LaserZ.
Stullig Timevoyager-Jörneliztz from the post-dimensional future are warning of an impending animal-doom-vendetta-attack-orgy. Regarding the kingdom of birds (air), a conflict is emerging around the recent arrest of russian top-pigeon ‚Anna Pidgeman‘.
Anna Pidgeman
A spokesman from the Ministry of Arrested Morons stated that Ms. Pidgeman (codename Aerorat) operated in a rather unprofessional, if not to say „clumsy and brainless“ manner (hardly a surprise, her being a member of the V.O.G.E.L.S.) that enabled O.W.L.Z.-top-agents using their ultra-sophisticated future-technology technology to get hold of Ms. Pidgeman’s copies of the official V.O.G.E.L.S.-World-Domination-Plans.
Tekniks from future O.W.L.Z.
O.W.L.Z.-members worldwide pronounced maximum-pain-level G-had against „life and everything“ after pigeon-president P. G. Proll resorted to fluff himself up at the latest conference talks in Birdjing.
pidgeon president proll fluffing it vogel style
Latest product developtments of the O.W.L.Z. army specializtz: Hypno-Laser-Owlbot equipped with adobe genocide®.
O.W.L.Z.-100 Prototype
After some of the robots went müsli and joyfully actived their self-destruct function, O.W.L.Z. decided to collaborate with a renegade psychotic pcp-pidgeon that used to analy compromise O.W.L.Z.-members for therapy.
It runs on the cracked version of Killerfox XP with concentration-techniques-of-tomorrow-plugin.
Zeta O.W.L.Z. lasering in your fat ugly pidgeon face, shhhhh
So pidgeons, whaddayasay? Anything left to say, bitches?
Boom