Ferrets
As we all know, ferrets are currently the greatest threat to humanity. They control 52.3% of the worlds’ oil supply and 73.6% of all known plutonium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, and wear gayly coloured turtlenecks to create some sort of son-in-law-aura, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities (inferretities) they had to live through over the past millenia.
It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City.
They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the twisted and ingenial system of codes that they use.