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or did they?

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Money, trash and Kinderchor, we all had it since 76, y’all…

There finally seems to be some light flickering through the sombre shadows of the functioning mechanisms behind Stringer Helmut’s grand vision-

all hail the mighty cabbage

Do the pigeon, kids! They are nice birds.

haribo you like, hairy beau you are.

He is posing like a badazz motherfucker.

Let’s face it: We can give our national hero some credit!

Or: How to go even faster without any hardtech

I apologize for nothing

Stulligs head of the department of homeland security Thomas de Möwière has analyzed the ambient terrorist potential and draws an alarming conclusion. The Terrorismus-Tauben-Trupp (for our english readers, this is the german part of the perilous pidgeon party) seems to be preparing an attack on our liberty. We can all be happy that heavily armed agents of security now guarantee that our lifestyle is secure from birds with a different point of view.

P.S.: Attention, the stullig headquarter is now officially closed for security reasons. Half of the staff have been relocated to an undisclosed neighbouring country with even tougher security measures against those religious nutcase birds.

P.P.S.: It has been brought to our attention, that important security measures are now being disclosed to the entirety of the German population. In order to spread the information to all of you Germans, the ministry of homeland security has teamed up with the crisis cell of stullig.com to provide the best possible communication. Please watch how you can prevent terrorist thoughts from entering your brain.

He make photo from faces!

Ürgente Stüllig.com Ölbüm Räkkömöndasyon:

DO NOT-

JUST DON’T

boy those poor ukrainians

According to a recent study, german police officers are most skilled in dealing with gangsters when compared to their colleagues abroad.
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