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There he goes again. Saying no to your request. He can be tough like that.

WOS host du über meine Mutter gesargt?

bounce!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a knife, get in the van.

Eat. The whole. Thang.

Man, I’m fucking hung over. Stop vopping me. Pleahease!

Gay and blind indeed, like two friends on a balcony. That must be true love!

Beware!

Women are overrated

Ping – Pong – Ding – Dong – Why all these machines don’t bleep anymore?

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Why do people shoot eagles but feed pigeons?

„Bordel“. Ruman Spirit.