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Stullig Summer School
Dear lovers,
The Institute for Stullig Policy – a think-tank that undertakes program, project, publishing and training activities related to the Stullig integration process organizes the first summer school program for stullig lovers worldwide – girls only.
In July/August 2011 the summer school under a title „What Stullig in 2020 – Ever Closer, Ever Larger?“ will take place at Camp Climax near Bad Salzuflen. You can find further details on stullig.com or you can see the promotion leaflet at your local hairdresser or feel free to contact your local stullig representative, who will give you a kindly hand.
We would greatly appreciate if you could help us spread this information among your female colleagues and friends.
Thank you in advance for your kind help.
Dog police: big strike against purr-orism
Explosives expert Saif al Catdel has been taken into custody. Take that purr-orists. Now it’s on, Taubama…
Taubama Gurr Laden
Only a few weeks after Osama Bin Ladens shocking reincarnation as a pigeon, it seems that afghan and polish pigeon terrorism squads have joined forces in order to fight the dog police’s rising forces all over Kreuzberg.
It is expected that Pigeon Terrorism will be rising at a devastating rate over the next couple of hours.
We strongly recommend to be nice to any pigeon you come across, as any one of them could be running amok at any time you displease them. In case of face-to-face, pigeon experts recommend to put on a nice smile while pretending to pick corn of the street.
May Alladin be with us.
New special police task force in Berlin: PIB (Pigeons In Berlin)
The Berlin Police force has opted to create the „Pigeons In Berlin“ (PIB) task force After several pigeon-related criminal incidents, the population demanded action.
Well, action they will get with a very well equipped and trained PIB Megaforce, dog!
Wuff!
Calculations
In order to maintain our high standarts concerning animal transparency and post-coital suffering, Stullig.com is indeed not counting above shfifty five.
