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Electronic headbanging 3000

Horse football should be seen as well as human football, right? So why is it that men always say horses are bad with cars?

It makes me mad.

Brocore kid #1: brah listen to 2:30 to 3:00 in that one august burns red song. Its soo sick. Its like ticka ticka ticka „I LOVE JESUS!“ ticka china cymbal double bass combo ticka!

Broccoli Kid #36: blah listen to that one march pwns blue song. Like: ticka tacka ot-vercheckah looks like buddha. boom boom corea balla balla snare snare hyper hyper bäm!

„Absurd Encounter With A Bird“

Dreh dich Püppchen, dreh dich!

Als Bubblegum (englisch für eine Art von Kaugummi, die sich besonders zur Bildung von Blasen – engl. bubbles – eignet) wird ein Musikstil bezeichnet, der sich durch eingängige Melodien, einfache Texte, lebhafte Rhythmen, eine fröhliche Stimmung und eine besonders häufige Wiederholung des Refrains auszeichnet.

The Stullig strongly encourages young peeps to discover mental shenannigans as a means of entertainment. Except for that Sarah Palin’s disease, that’s just nasty.

„Jesus brings you Love … for real!“
„No doubt about it!“

Let’s fight and then go to ‚Hühnerhaus‘!

I wanna be a Süperhero

It should have been clear earlier, but now the evidence is finally here. Case closed.

Lost yourself in the confusing backalleys of 36 again? Ask the Stullig L-Phaserowl® for directions! It will beam you a map if you ask politely.

When instead of swallowing a ticket, you choose to go for a whole roll of wallpaper…

Help! Stullig.com gave me relationship advice!11!