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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Someone call Chuck Norris

Hey look at that white guy with an afro!

That’s not an afro, that’s a euro.

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If you gotta ask, you’ll never know

We strongly recommend not going steady with Hitler.

Rauchen will gelernt sein