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nimm doch einer die nägel von der wiese

the tooth fairy hid in plain sight

… what?

dealing with rejection

do the math

https://youtu.be/mChy6cBcU5c

under the given circumstances, we’ve decided that we don’t like turtles anymore.

virtual meth cooking. just throwing it out there.

softskills: vorhanden

euphoria is something we at stullig embrace. bird cruelty however, not so much.

https://youtu.be/QmwnworT5W0

die letzten reste wegpeppen

bei langeweile fressen

fancy an otherworldly slap?!

all these hormones in the water are doing stuff to our loved ones.

zuerst die fabrik, jetzt der schulhof.

i enjoy seeing the fördergelder in the right hands. joyful, retarded hands.

Cuteness from above

we endorse a protein-rich nutrition.

when classic 04:07 stuff teaches you about the greatness of life

are you kitten me right meow?!

Because Jesus was a nagging little shit, that’s what he was. Dick.