Animals from Kreuzberg 9000
Today we wanna talk about somethin serious.
Packs of vicious gangster pigeons controlling most of the major european cities.
They have taken animal street criminality to a whole new dimension, so be warned
and protect your eggs.
(Gangster pigeons can be easily identified by the way they coo in slang and their
chavvy style of clothing, if you spot one, leave all your possessions (incl. clothing)
right at the spot and slowly move backwards with pigeon-like head movements as a means of disguise)
chavvy style of clothing, if you spot one, leave all your possessions (incl. clothing)
right at the spot and slowly move backwards with pigeon-like head movements as a means of disguise)
Weapons of Mass Disappearance
Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and fetch a copy of the Daily Preserver.
Beating Off
„Dann kamen die Feministinnen, und der Penis war, wie heute ein Muslim, dem Generalverdacht ausgesetzt, dem friedlichen Zusammenleben schaden zu wollen.“
