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Exactly.

somebody soon’ll know how hells smells

Wir alle sind Engel mit einem Flügel: Wenn wir uns umarmen, können wir fliegen

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Why? Because fuck you

let the bodies hit the floor

When the testicles are victoriously placed into the hand of a defeated foe

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in

William Burroughs.

i’m happy to present you: the original tumblr

Out of my face wet unicorn!

Do not shit in the woods

2013: Pioneering alternative energy

All hail Meow Tse Tung

„Dick Cheney hated getting wet for it faded his outer humanoid membrane. He discovered the tin foil hat he wore from his ‚undisclosed location‘ kept him warm and toasty.“

Charged with a feliny

It’s good for your bones

We dearly hope he used protection