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Safety measures in case of coming head to head with a (kreuzberg-) squirrel:
Put your Club Mate between you and the squirrel, slowly drop all your possessions (incl. clothing), take a few steps back and then start running like a crazy hoers while yelling „Mieterhöhung! Mieterhöhung!“