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Dadventure
Last weekend for my fourteenth birthday I went on a crazy dadventure, we rode horses in Half Moon Bay, spied on the nude beach, had a burger at some crappy bar, and ended up at the Rodin sculpture garden at Stanford University. Mom said, „You smell like horse shit and beer, just like your father“.
Banana Bender
Disclaimer:
Strawberries aren’t berries.
A banana is a berry.
We are serious.
Look it up.
Integrate the knowledge.
Deal with it
Animals From Kreuzberg XXXX
Top Dog is a very intelligent, talking dog who befriends a human child named Joey Jordan. Top Dog goes on to live with Joey, who promises not to expose the fact that Top Dog can speak. The duo go on to have adventures involving spies, criminals and mad scientists, after it is revealed that Top Dog was formerly „Mr. X“, a government agent who was valued for his intelligence, but had to disguise his canine nature with a cover ID and a full-body cloak.
Magenschmerzen
„What’s this in the stir fry? Chicken?“
„That’s ficken. Tasty, huh?“
„Yeah, not bad.“
Vigilante Cat
The vigilante cat is a cat who is a vigilante, he has x-ray vision, so he can see through wood, nothing else, just wood, he fights crimes with his vigilante cat powers, his powers are being vigilante and having x-ray vision to see through wood. His name is vigilante cat.
