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Zugezogener Edel-Jura-Graefekiez-Anwohner bittet Sie, leiser zu machen. Er geht davon aus, dass in ihrer Nachbarschaft geschätzte 20 Gesetzesübertretungen passieren. Wir sehen uns vor Gericht.

Hot chick chilling at Heinrichplatz, Radio style.

Yo, ich bin am dänzen beim Mondhügel, hier ist ergötzliche Techno Musik. Komm vorbei, Alter!

Was, lan?

Na, kids! Ist doch gar nicht so schwer!!!
Wir sehen uns nächste Woche, wenn es wieder heißt stulliger Kinderfreitag, jippie!

Not kewl dude. Not kewl.

Buy today: brand new TELE FOX makes your office resemble the weird dreams of Botro Bupotzko.

In a drug-related crime, police have managed to take down an alleged wire-puller of the mexican drug mafia. It is still being investigated, which kind of charges Michael Mafia-Mac(k)-Maki, as he calls himself, will have to face. Two theories prevail at the moment:

1. Heavy drug usage and, logically, neglect of pupil control
2. Procurartion and, subsequently, wearing of scene-typical chains

God almighty

The german social-democrats recently realized their main problem: Young people don’t care about the social society project anymore. In order to rejuvenate the party and get youngsters to think about politics again, they started an incredible communications campaign. In what appears to have been baptized ‚SPD crew burnt‘ (SPD crew burns, note of the author), the party tries to convey values of dynamism and creativity.

In an event organised by the regional comittee of the SPD in Rheinland-Pfalz, a rap battle took place. Winner MC Westerflow proved to be a member of the liberal party. This rather ironic mishap was then utilized by the FDP (liberal party, note of the author) for their public relations. A graphical mock-up foto now circulates on the web, calling into question an SPD members rap skills.

Scuttlebutt : The seagulls are confirmed.

While doing some risky online science bi$ni$$, stullig interns have uncovered a fine piece of investigative journalism from good sources (somewhere in the wide zone of teh interwebs). As everybody knows, the 1 dollar bill is _the_ place to look for secret gangs and gangster secrets if it comes to a friggin good theory. First off, look at the bill yourself, it is quite obvious:

Have you seen it? Look again:

Still don’t see it? Some people just aren’t trained to see the clues. Here is one, look in the red rectangle:

Still nothing? Man, do you have a suck-ass paranoia plug-in. LOOK HERE, YOU MORON:

Now, whaddaya say, huh?

Owls have been controlling humanity at least since the founding fathers.

Stullig knew all about it all along, but finally we got some extensive proof.

Anyway, some sources (some kind of greek freak namely) even go so far as to speculate on even wilder theories that even go back to the first human himself (praise him/it):

This shocking material might just even be another revolution for all things evolution. Whaddaya say now, christians?

But let“s put aside the easy provocations and look at the matter from a more geopolitical standpoint. I think the pidgeons will have something to say about this. Any bird whistleblower can send his information to birdy-leaks (100% anonymous) via brieftaube@stullig.com.

While rehearsing their unique chimpanzee blues, Bismarck X (Guitar) and Q-Rolando (Keyboard) always seemed to go on each others nerves. Bismarck X tried to adress his anger issues through an apocalyptic stage show with burning stage diving and live apemating, while Q-Rolando was more the harsh defender of a laid-back Krautrock-style staging à la early Kraftwerk. That could only go wrong.