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Her: Hey young man, shouldn’t you pick that up? Littering is not nice!

Him: Fuck you, retarded grandma!

Her: What did you just say?

Him: You heard me, i said you’re a stoopid moron bitch!

[…]

Shroomz-tronk-kabrazzZZZ-ssschhhh-VROOOM-klonk!

Her: And I said – Pick that up. MOTHERFUCKER.

Fressflash nach Bong Übertreibung. Djenges noch so zu ihm: „Lass dir schmecken!“

Man, Solitaire is freakin lame, i gotta go ONLINE.

Worms don’t apply

BREAKING MOTHERFUCKING NEWS:

Stullig.com investigative jörnelistz have uncovered shocking footage of notorious drug dealer and so-called „ticker“ Djenges. It seems the man(?) who has been pulling the strings behind the 50-billion-dollar-drug-deal in the early 00er years doesn’t seem so bad-ass after all. How could this man(?) have handled the universe of Omeirat street hustlers? Those are the questions the stullig editorial staff is looking into right now.

Come back soon to stullig.com your portal into crime, underground and animal news to catch the latest scoops.

The day after yesterday, after 1 year and one day of activity and 200 and one successful articles (counting aforementioned article content as one article, not two), stullig arises to a quest of mankind: Pigeonned space travelling.

Stay tooned for more, and get psyched while we subsequently change the way you think.

Says here it’s for free..

Storck Bomber on it’s way to Tempelhof Airport during the Berliner Luftbrücke®

All hail the Technochrist Mixiah

2 Vögels in der Hasenheide

He must be wasted ..

As it seems, it seems as it seemingly does. What exactly?

Exactly.

After painfully scrutinizing observation routines by the Stullig Department of Love and Machinery concerning the particularly particular ringshells of Stull®-Bread found around the necks of a rapidly increasing number of middle-aged pigeons througout the worlds urban areas, we conclude that a new chapter in the ultimate war against post-modern pigeons has begun.
 

After putting up with numerous taubenshooting offensives by urban guerrila taubenshooting squads, the pigeons appeared to have reached a state of clean and dry heads, as the taubenshooters decreased in numbers over the past months.
The recent developments however, suggest, that the taubenshooter guerrillas only withdrew in order to develop a new mighty weapon that would ensure their victory.
And as it seems, they’ve succeded.

 


 

Look carefully how the pigeon is irrated by the presence of the Stull®-Bread around her, but unable to realize and free herself of the murderous ring. Stullig scientists assume that the ring triggers a T.I.L.T.-routine (Tellurian Ithyphallic Lushburg Tyrotoxism) in the pigeons which possibly leads to the grewsome death of fatal bread-ring-polydipsia.

Suddenly it seems so logical!

Thilo Sarrawolf Herman seeing poor people eat food.