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Today we bring you BLAZIN HAZEN, a talented and average american M.C. from a small town
If you are in contact with a big record company, we would appreciate doing business with you. Contact us at talents at stullig dot com.
Please note: Only serious offers are welcome.

Hey homies, Hilärious Härstylez from Stullig can make you ready for in-style head optimization.
Our style spezialist Walter Mc Dermit von Zuckerschnoot has prepared your hairstyle for the FALL WINTER 2010 SEASON. His special spray-hair-gel-foam can enhance volume to up to 13! With grunge-underground-emo-pok-emo-n chic coming back thanks to gossip girl season 88, you can now be on top with this first stullig hilärious härstyle of 2010.
Stay tooned for news from bodyhair styling expert Erwin Enterich.
„Hoffentlich war ordentlicher Belach drauf.“

C’mere you little bitch, I know you’re on heat. You’re drivin‘ Wolfgang crazy… *hechel *hechel

Terminatorwolf and his homey HAL-Hund have motherfucken red eyes man.
They say: „LAN-WASKUKSTU-LAN“.
Bad news everyone.
As a result of building up resistances against any other possible way to get high, the mean
crack-cocaine-cat from Hermannplatz has gone over to kidnapping large numbers of hot single birds, injecting itself with their eyefluid, then smoking them in it’s chrystal bong of meth – while snorting their feces.
Stullig recommends to kill all birds in order to prevent any further damage.

If you see this face, call for your local god, as you have already lost.

Yay, it’s finally stullig friday for kids again. Today we have prepared a little experiment for all ya lil‘ fellas at home.
Do like little Erwin in the stullig laboratory and try the nice DDD product line from monsanto.
Tasty!