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Animals from Kreuzberg 9000

  01/18/2013

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Today we wanna talk about somethin serious.

Packs of vicious gangster pigeons controlling most of the major european cities.
They have taken animal street criminality to a whole new dimension, so be warned
and protect your eggs.

(Gangster pigeons can be easily identified by the way they coo in slang and their
chavvy style of clothing, if you spot one, leave all your possessions (incl. clothing)
right at the spot and slowly move backwards with pigeon-like head movements as a means of disguise)