Breaking news: Stullig.com first to succeed in photographing a single quantum particle
We at stullig are about to bring humanity one giant step forward in the quest for the Unified Theory of Speculative Sciences:
Around ?†ªƒ??(?-€º)¥ of Eastern Space Time, the team of our Stullig Department of Nihilistic Quantum Buddhism achieved to attain a crucial milestone towards understanding our stereoverse.
Using a recently assembled Abakus-Reality-Hackbot powered by yoga waves, they were the first to have a glimpse into Gaya’s source code, which appears to be written in a unary code that consists only of „€“s.
Before getting to understanding and -hopefully- updating reality, our science-pigeons went in there with a unique model of the Fisherprice Photobuddy Naptime Edition to take the first ever succesful photographs of a single quantum particle.
What we found confirmed our latest speculations about the framework of God.app.
But see for yourself:
quantum particle says hi