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And o, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus with a splinter in his paw. And o, the disciples did run a-shrieking ‚What a big fucking lizard, Lord.‘ But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus‘ paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch for oh so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families with their fat fucking children and their fat dollar bills in their fatty fucking fingers. And o‘ Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you, Lord. O Thank you, Lord.