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While doing some risky online science bi$ni$$, stullig interns have uncovered a fine piece of investigative journalism from good sources (somewhere in the wide zone of teh interwebs). As everybody knows, the 1 dollar bill is _the_ place to look for secret gangs and gangster secrets if it comes to a friggin good theory. First off, look at the bill yourself, it is quite obvious:

Have you seen it? Look again:

Still don’t see it? Some people just aren’t trained to see the clues. Here is one, look in the red rectangle:

Still nothing? Man, do you have a suck-ass paranoia plug-in. LOOK HERE, YOU MORON:

Now, whaddaya say, huh?

Owls have been controlling humanity at least since the founding fathers.

Stullig knew all about it all along, but finally we got some extensive proof.

Anyway, some sources (some kind of greek freak namely) even go so far as to speculate on even wilder theories that even go back to the first human himself (praise him/it):

This shocking material might just even be another revolution for all things evolution. Whaddaya say now, christians?

But let“s put aside the easy provocations and look at the matter from a more geopolitical standpoint. I think the pidgeons will have something to say about this. Any bird whistleblower can send his information to birdy-leaks (100% anonymous) via brieftaube@stullig.com.